Sarah Silverman wrote a blog for “Glamour” magazine on the “Dos and Don’t of Being an Actual, Full-Grown Woman”. Her tips include…..
Do brush and floss your teeth every day for reals: Death creeps in through the gums. And scrape your gross tongue.
Don’t talk crap about yourself: You’ll start to believe it. Instead of droning on and on about how the tops of your strong, working thighs touch, why don’t you ask your friends how they’re doing, huh?
Don’t hate on your grown-ass skin: I know, aging is like a really slow-moving horror movie, especially for women. But the lines on our faces are valuable…. Your skin is gonna change. Mine is changing now. It’s getting looser. It’s how it is, OK?
Don’t expect someone to “complete” you: I don’t want to make a guy whole: I want him to come whole. I just realized I said…
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